Smosh Quotes
Anthony: Ian.. Ian: What!? Anthony: Do you even believe in.. Ian: NO, I DONT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS! Anthony: I was going to ask you if you believe in faires, but if you gonna be a dick about it then FINE!
Anthony: "Hey, guess what, I'm not Mexican" Ian: "Then what are you?" Anthony: "I'm black!"
Friendship always wins!! Hey, You used your right hand! - YOU OWE ME 20$ BITCH
He's dead?! NOOOOOOO!!!! You failed the class?!....NOOOO!!!! CHUCKY ISN'T REAL????....NOOOO!!!!!
"Now we can go see Disney on Ice!" "...What did you say?" "I said...'Now we can go see Disney on Ice.'" "Oh! I thought you asked me if I still liked steamed rice! Of course we can go to see Disney on ice!."
"Just like Hannah Montana says... Nobody's perfect" "Ya, totally"
Ian: What...whats this...yup...yup i got shot. Anthony: Oh my god! Are you gonna be ok? Ian: Yea, I think so, but im gonna have to fail you.
I: "What the hell is that !?.. Is that a cup holder?! I'll take it!"
I: "Hold on! I'm getting breaking news. I've just been fired; but I suppose I deserve it, beacuse i've been sleeping with the producer's wife." A: "You got fire for being late"
"All the place Ian only dreamed of reaching in the past; a bed, a car, steps, a telephone, a toilet, and even in those strange situations.. a swimming pool!"
Ian: Sweet! I've never seen a real life dead person before. Quick Anthony, take a picture of me with this dead chick!
Ian: Oh my god dude, i've got the best idea ever. Let's play... Spiderman.
Ian: Bye Santa! See you next year! Ian's father: What the hell is going on here? Dammit! That's the same guy that robbed us in Easter! Ian: No.. that was the Easter bunny
Ian: Are you a.. a.. ghost!? Ghost: No, im a rober. Give all your money! Anthony: noooo Ghost: HA HA, Im just kidding, I'm a ghost.
Ian: "Hey, nice watch" Anthony: "Thanks man, is Reptar"
Ian: "Hey, I was just kinda wondering...if you.. WANNA PLAY DOLLS?"
Ian: "You wanna go get some cereal? Anthony: MMMMMMMMMM!
"Let's do some manly stuff! yea, yea!.. Is your person Joe?" - The Haunting
Anthony: "But there were babies in the road!" Ian: FAILED!" - Lincense test
"But I'm growing hair.. in my private place--- ew, gross, what are you, some sick, werewolf freak?!"